who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
(via makeiitrain)
lordlokisilvertongueshipsdestiel:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
(via doctorwhothefuckareyou)
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
(via fake-mermaid)